Oh Lord! Won’t you buy me a Kryp-Tow-Nite Lock. . .

Let me first say that when you have two identical Kryptonite locks in the family, it gets kind of hard to figure out whose lock is whose. “Which one is yours?” “Um. . . the black one?”

Well, we put that problem to bed. . .

O.K. It was another one of Natalie’s great ideas.

Let me take this one step further, so everyone can appreciate the full scope of what you are seeing.

Where did you get the Jesus Tape, you ask?

It was.

In fact.

A wedding present.